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Describing a woman with slim hips and small, perky buttocks
That Olympic swimmer had an ass like a ten year old boy
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something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18
i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them
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Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"
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I can't stand this chat room anymore. All we ever get is ten year old nu metal aol users.
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It’s easy to feel demoralized in a world where talent is hyper-visible. No matter how good you are at something, there’s a 13-year-old on YouTube who could totally own you at it.
"I thought I was good at piano until I saw that blindfolded squeaker playing Flight of the Bumblebee. It was totally The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers in full effect.
It means that it is very hard to change someones habits
You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.
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Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
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