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Perfect

Not you;)

Who is perfect? not you......but I am:)

by Bobalina;©Ω February 10, 2021


Perfect

Noun; something/someone without mistakes/weaknesses, and fits really well for a need.

Sometimes used to indicate sarcasm.

Your Christmas present is perfect. The shoes fit perfectly. You two are perfect for eachother.

by ocaly July 12, 2022


Perfect

Chuuya Nakahara.

"Chuuya Nakahara is the definition of perfect"

by Chuuyasgloves May 3, 2022


Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne April 4, 2014


More perfection than perfection

A tall guy usually named Ben. Very funny but is also the sweetest guy you’ll ever know. Probably the best person in the world..

“If you’re a maverick then you can suck a dick, also my name is Ben”
“You’re more perfection than perfection

by _bitches_ September 10, 2019


More perfection than perfection

A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.

“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection

by _bitches_ September 10, 2019


practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.

-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".

by J○LT March 20, 2018