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Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.
Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
The starting hand of two kings in a game of Texas Hold’Em.
Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!
Another word for a flesh light. Punani is a way to say vagina so it’s a pocket vagina.
The pocket punani made its way around the world.
1. When a grown man attempts to pat you down in hopes to measure the size of your penis. 2. What a female does to a man while asleep to find his cell phone or other cheating evidence
Did you see that homo pocket tap? I can not believe he reached down n gave him a pocket tap
When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket
My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.
When someone finds an unbagged pinga (ecstasy) in their pocket, they must eat it straight away.
'Pete found a Pocket Pinga on Sunday afternoon, he had to drop it and still work Monday!'