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Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.
Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.
A webcomic/manga/anime written by ONE about a man named Saitama who is capable of defeating any enemy in a single punch.
The central theme of the story is that flaws in protagonists are important, and that a protagonist with zero flaws whatsoever is a boring protagonist, but most people always jump to "OMG HE CAN BEAT GOKU!!!!!!111" anytime they see the goddamned bald egghead.
OMG I JUST READ ONE PUNCH MAN LAST NIGHT AND HE TOTALLY ONE PUNCHED BOROS OMG OMG HE CAN SO BEAT GOKU!!111
..Ok?
The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry
Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma decided to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up
The act of surprising someone with inserting your tongue into their butthole unexpectedly while doing the famous yoshi cry.
Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma thought it would be funny to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up
When having sex with an amputee you rip their fake arm off and fist them with it.
Man, Brad was banging this hot chick with one arm and pulled the old wookie punch. She loved really being filled.
When a person punches the schpinter and pierces the anus, the receivers anus swallowing through fist completely.
My girl gave me a Korean Death Punch last night and I can't walk anymore!
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A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.
"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"