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Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?
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When your penis isn't big enough to be called a penis. A vienna sausage size pecker.
John was so ashamed of his Pee Pee stick when Suzie started laughing.
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The kind of poop that requires seemingly endless wipes, much like a glue stick doesn't run out.
Dude, I just had the worst glue stick poop, I had to wipe like 23 times.
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The act of receiving a hand job while driving
Nick: Dude I was giving her a ride home yesterday and she gave me a European Stick-Shift
Josh: No way that's awesome.
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The act of taking a large dump, freezing it, and using it to perform intercourse on your partner.
My ex-girlfriend was a real freak and wanted me to give her a Shiloh shiver stick.
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When a male slaps a girl(or male) in the face with his erect penis.
"Last night when my girlfriend was going down on me, I gave her the german night stick."
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When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
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