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Give your partner taco bell then eat their greasy ass out with whipped cream on top.
Yo bro I was out last night and got some horse meat tacos from the bell and afterwards the girl I was with rang the bell n gave me a "$5 chalupa", you know what I'm sayin?
#5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!
Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."
Iam "Should we watch..."
Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
🤬👉😖
Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅
When laying underneath another man while he sits on a strapless chair and you eat his asshole out.
While at a gay club
Gay dude 1: I'd really like to #5 that guy over there, I bet his fart box could use a good tongue pounding!
Gay dude 2: oh geez you silly Willy!
A stoner car theif with a glock, a heroine addict millionaire with a mac 11a2, and a speed freak entrepreneur with a full auto Walther p5, countertriangulation for the green berets sometimes uses m249 saws and rpk machine guns on dropped rams with rims
I don't want to be hit by three cars in a Trident 5
A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft youtubers about the dangers of swearing
Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber. He was up there with the greatest of all time until a person smaller than him called Best Trends made a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn" which brought him to his knees when an earlier video of his containing him saying the f-word was featured in the video. Now, Mike is in a mediocre 9-5 clerk job at a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing
Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
To have gay cowboy butt sex.
I heard there are a lot of guys who like to play the 5-string at the electric cowboy.