Masturbate Party

A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.

I have to go to a

masturbate party tonight

and I don’t know what to

wear to it.

Um why not go naked
lololol

HAHAHAHAHA

A masquerade party

Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation

I’m not even gonna ask

Yeah it’s probably for the

best

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[PCP party]

An acronym for: Parents, Chips and Pop. Meant to refer to all teenage parties where no drinking or smoking take place. Any drinking contests involve 2 liter bottles of Coke.

A:"Dude, I went to this totally awesome party last night this weekend, I got totally hammered."
B:"I went to a party with my youth group."
A:"Dude, I wouldn't be caught dead at a PCP party"

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Pigeon party

One multiple males are on a surface at least 5 feet high and ejaculate on a female (implying pigeons shitting on a car)

Hey bro Jessica's in town wanna have a pigeon party

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Dumpster Party

The act of throwing a dead person, typically a woman, into a dumpster.

"I hate that bitch so much, someone should throw her a Dumpster Party

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oyster party

a party and/or gathering in which the number of females outnumbers the number of males

it was a real oyster party over there

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SHARD PARTY

WHEN 2 OR MORE GATHER TO ENHANCE THEIR EUPHORIA THEY INSERT A SHARD (crystal rock) UP THE ANAL CANAL WITH ONES FINGERTIP(lube optional)

FRIEND SHAKING A CRYSTAL SACK: "SHARD PARTY!!"

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awkward party

1. a party that is exceedingly uncomfortable

2. when you tell a story and everyone has already heard it before and no one reacts

"Man, this 1812 themed party is so awkward party."

"Did I tell you about the restaurant reservation thing?"
"Yes."
"..."

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