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A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.
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When a female gives a man a blow job ,then you cum, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.
"I BLAMMED!! her then punched her in the nose and I gave her a strawberry cheese cake."
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The act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.
Ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? I will be eating the piece on the far back corner... the safety zone... I didn't ask for kid spit with my cake.
CAKE IS FOR EATING. YOU DONT USE CAKE FOR SHOWER OR TO PLAY GOLF. OBVIOUSLY. IDIOT.
what is cake used for? cake is for eating, sally you idiot. cake is delicious.
when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect
I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection
When you need to show people that you mean what you say and your not changing you mind no matter what,Even all the stupid fuckers in the world can understand this once it's been served up.
That cheeky bastard just asked if I could help him get a bottle of 7up from the top shelf
(What you say)
Gave him a massive slice of fuck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(Yeah I'm scared of midgets too mate there always in a fucking gang)