beer can

a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down

girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

can someone translate

1.You don’t want to cope with his/her foolishness.

2. You don’t understand.

1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”

Person 2: “Can someone translate.”

2.

Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”

Beans in a Can

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.

Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!

a can

1. it’s a can
2. american but without the meri (merry xd lol)

Hey, look it’s a can!

hlo ar u a can i am cndian