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Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.
This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.
jakes are the feds or anyone who can arrest you
the jakes made sure george floyd couldnt breathe
Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog
Jake please don’t bring those guns to school
HOT AS FUCK
60000 FEET DICK
DEEP BLUE EYES
BIG BOOTY
HOT AS FUCK
BIGGUS DICKUS
SMART AF
WET BREAST
ONE HALF DEAD EARBUD
ENTITLED TO JAMES' CHEESE
LITLLE BIT GAY
JAKE PEGGED ME
JAKE JAKED ME
ILL DO A JAKE
the cutest guy around hes the bestest friend anyone could ask for if you ever get a chance to be his boyfriend and his bestfriend then you got lucky
OMG have you met Jake hes Maizy boyfriend wow is she lucky
Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.
I love you Jake.