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Michael

Is getting fucked

theres michael!

by mikekk March 29, 2023


Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

by I_hate_bananas April 1, 2023


Michael

A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.

also known as a gay dude

"Hey guys" - Michael

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE A BF" - girl he tryna pull

by HumptyDumptySatOnaWallHisfatas January 29, 2022


Michael

(n) Rachel's lover

Michael was destined for Rachel.

by counselor1234 May 5, 2021


Michael

Michael is an goofy ass person, he makes people laugh , he is an careless person ,when it come, to an important conversation he can be serious and focus ! When he love he loves so hard and he a really good person to talk to

Michael is an goofy ass person, he makes people laugh , he is an careless person ,when it come, to an important conversation he can be serious and focus ! When he love he loves so hard and he a really good person to talk to

by Michael is an goofy ass person November 22, 2021


Michael

He loves da cuddles and da kisses and da sweepy time

i <3 (.) (.)

Da cuddles for da bby Michael

by MeNoLike Sweepy time January 12, 2021


Michael

The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.

Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!

by 423042 October 7, 2021