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A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.
I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.
Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels
Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.
Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.
Or what you take off during sex
A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants
When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.
Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?
the swaggiest of people
having too much swag
lilly was a major swaggy pants for having too much swag.
APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)