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The person who typed this is is either curious or... SuPeR bOrEd THAT THEY TYPED ALL THE LETTERS, NUMBER AND.... PUNCTUATION MARKS ON THE WHOLE LAPTOP KEYBOARD

RaNdOm PeRsOn:Hmmmm, I aM vErY bOrEd. OoOoH i KnOw LeT mE jUsT wRiTe AlL tHe LeTtErS, nUmBeRs AnD pUnCtUaTiOn mArKs oN THE WHOLE KEYBOARD!
Curious Person:Hmmm, I wonder... if... I write every single letter,number and punctuation mark on the keyboard, into urban dictionary...if...it...WiLl CoMe uP?
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Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

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When you are so bored of typing all the letters in the keyboard you decided you to put the numbers and symbols as well.

I was so bored during computer class I typed ~`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? on our document.

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1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks

WHY JUST WHY

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!!!

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The final boss of typing things when you're bored. This combination works on an HP chromebook, where you type everything, in order, including the names of certain keys. You also type everything with shift. The only thing you didn't do was put in symbols that the name of isn't completely obvious.

Mike: I got bored in class so I typed `~!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=backspacetabQqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'entershiftZzXcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/shiftctrlaltspacealtctrl
Kyle: ...what?

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every possible letter and symbol on a qwerty keyboard

you: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
me: why

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1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person 1: 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!
person 2: shut the fuck up

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