5-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name. Such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other high-end 'five-letter' brand, which originated from the award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I'm heading down to the fashion district to do a little five-letter shopping.
Hopefully I can do some 5-letter shopping at the outlets, so I can ball on a budget.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.

If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

Onslaught from transformers 5

The transformer who needs a bigger door

Man Onslaught from Transformers 5 needs a bigger door!
You need a bigger door you sussy
Transformers the last knight is the worst movie even though onslaught needs a bigger door
Give onslaught a bigger door or your entire family will be murdered and kidnapped by a bigger door

5 minnies

When you go to jack off

“Ima take a 5 minnies bro, be right back”

5 minnies

Masturbation

Yo guys ima take a 5 minnies and its gonna feel SO GOOD

DEC 5

December 5 is the day the most beautiful girl in the world was born 💙🇨🇱

Magdalena was born on Dec 5

J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5