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Someone who expresses his feelings with a fart.
Wife: "How was your day?"
Ass poet: PFFFFRRRRFPFFPFFRRRFFRRFFffffppfpf
Wife: "I see."
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Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"
2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"
- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"
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When you have an abundance of hair in your ass crack
Bro, i flipped her over and she had an ass jungle going on!
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Usually used as the first or last part of an insult, "Bitch Ass" is usually the slang term of "Bitch" and "Asshole", or, as a second slang term, it can be used to describe a person as a Bitch's Ass.
The word originates from prison slang, in which it was used to describe an inmates bitch.
"Man, look at this bitch ass punk, running around like a jit."
"What did the bitch ass say about me?"
"Man, you ugly. Bitch ass.*
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When something is so expensive or unreasonably priced that you might as well bend over and let your ass get fucked.
Example 1:
Restaurant bill comes up to $300, "What the fuck! Pay by ass!"
Example 2:
"$10 for some french fries? Pay by ass!"
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When semen is ejected from the butt during anal sex.
Dude 1: Duuuude my girlfriend got moonlight ass when we banged last night it was disgusting!
Dude 2: Disgusting? No! That's totally rad dude!
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An ass herd is a group of uneducated unemployed people that hang out in a semi public setting at strange hours of the day. similar to beggers but way too lazy to beg for any sort of money as they are still being supported and breast fed by their parents. An ass herd usually consists of several ratty looking people, usually malnourished and poorly goomed, a fat kid that thinks he is tough, and a couple other various shady characters. Typically an ass herd has an extremely small female population. Not to be confused with a sausage fest, in an ass herd the female population consists of some things that can be loosely refered to as women, typically looking as if they just crawled out of a cement mixer full of glass.
Not much is know about the migration patterns of an ass herd or their mating rituals. Typically due to social retardation ass herd members pass the female around in a secret santa like fashon.
Damn Joe, theres that damn ass herd again taking up the front row spots at the local wall mart.
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