When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.
(To infinity and beyond)
So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.
Eli Apple can’t cover shit and hot burnt against the rams
Eli Apple is The worst corner back in he nfl
Apple sauce people are better than those “boomer” things
“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”
When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.
Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.
YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone
Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds
Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.
"It's the impostor apple"
A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia