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Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022


eli apple

Eli Apple can’t cover shit and hot burnt against the rams

Eli Apple is The worst corner back in he nfl

by The bengals organization February 15, 2022


Apple sauce people

Apple sauce people are better than those “boomerthings

“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”

by Winnie_Linuwu November 18, 2019


Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

by Aemorris April 2, 2011


Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021


Impostor Apple

Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.

"It's the impostor apple"

by a dude with internet August 31, 2021


apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 September 21, 2015