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Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246
Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine
Boys, Girls having fun
Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits
Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10
No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
Apple sauce people are better than those “boomer” things
“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”
When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.
Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.
YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone
Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds
Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.
"It's the impostor apple"
The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch