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"'ey, you got any o' dem tiny apples?"
"Pretty please with a tiny apple on top?"
"Sundaes are great with maraschino tiny apples."
Apple Cider Hole is another word for pussy
Damn I need to get some Apple Cider Hole
To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”
The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day