A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.
Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2
When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"
Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.
let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend
A Shit D&D Server full of toxicty and homosexuals with no life. Best place ever.
The Cracked Realms is shit
backwards ass crack (front butt(vagina))
back crack, back crack it’s the crack that smiles back with things and knick nacks too.
Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me