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'Hurt'n For A Squirt'n Day
A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
-Mane its HFAS day, what you think I should get my girl? That pussy was hurt'n for a squirt'n so I had to give it to her.
-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?
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Kaden Day is that one bitchass cunt kid at school that thinks he’s better than everyone else and just wants to be popular and get that coochie but he can’t because he’s a stupid ass cunt faggot
He earns his money for v bucks by sucking that bbc.
*nobody*
Kaden Day: yo dude I talk to hot girls
Tristan: kys faggot nobody cares stfu
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Euphemism, you had a seriously fucked up day. (Your mom died, you got fired, you house exploded) and you down playing to not seem needy. Usually used in a text or email
Hey girl, ummm I'm having a rough day..you wanna have drinks..aaaaaah I kinda need it.
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A colloquialism used to describe a point in time, specific or otherwise
Person A: I found some old records in an antique store the other day; made from vinyl and everything.
Person B: What are records?
Person A: They're how people listened to music back in the day before CDs and radios.
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Canadian Holiday;
1) The last Monday in May on which we get the day off 'cause it was Queen Victoria's birthday like a thousand years ago, whoever she was. Now called 'May two-four'
2) The official start of Canadian summer.
3) The day Canadians drink beer and clean out/open their swimming pools. (weather permitting)
4) a day off at the end of May. The Monday or Friday closest to the 24th, sometimes both.
guy: "why do they call it Victoria Day?"
dude: "idk. who cares? It's may two-four, bitch!"
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Jacob day is celebrated on an a Thursday every week and is a celebration of his overly large nose and moon cratered filled face.
Phillymon: Its jacob day
Jacob: I will crush you with my nose.
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The best friggen band ever. Bille Joe, Tre, and Mike are you rulers.
dude 1 - Holy shit...did you hear Green Day's new song?
dude 2 - Hell yeah, Green Dat kicks ass!
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