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- Arm wrestling , jui jistu , power lifting, drinking, partying, gym rat, people who don't wear sleeves.
- being affiliated with Team Alpha Douche is a general synopsis that your an arrogant, self centered, vain, narcissistic, and generally psycho.
-Term "Bro" used by members of Team Alpha Douche to describe practically all humans and some non humans.
- " Those two bros over there are pack leaders of Team Alpha Douche".
- "See how I got that girl to like me, she is totally into me". gives hello TAD member a high- five . "Hell Yeah!. Team Alpha Douche!"
a group or gathering of four or more douchebags.
check out that flock 'o douche hanging out by the pool table.
A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.
So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?
Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.
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Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).
"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."
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An individual from the great state of Kansas, usually a Washburn University alumnus/alumni, that is in fact a douche.
Taylor: Josh is such a bag of douche.
Augie: Yeah, Douche From Kansas.
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The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
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A cranky douche bag of epic proportions
Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.
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