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When someone opens his or her Facebook page just to check for notifications, and a barrage of people start chatting them. Can be quite annoying, especially if the one getting Facebook gang-raped was in the middle of watching a video on YouTube.
Aw man, I was in the middle of watching Hey Arnold! and about I got Facebook gang-raped by like 20 people.
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A person posts on their wall something they think is so great or funny; they continuously hit F5 in hopes of catching an immediate reply.
Now this (showing a picture of a car license plate) is how I really feel about Republicans...then hits F5 to see immediate reponses...(that's a facebook F5'er)
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FaceBook Pukcab Account:
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Pukcab is a phrase used in place of the last name in your backup FaceBook account, as you cannot use the phrase "Backup" anywhere in your name on your FaceBook profiles, so it's the perfect way to get around FaceBook's strange laws, just so in case for whatever reason you loose access to your main account, or it gets blocked, suspended, banned, or deleted, you can have your other account ready to go, as long as you keep it as up to date with your main account. Just make sure you don't post what got your first account disabled on your Pukcab account.
Pukcab Accounts are more common for Roleplayers than regular FaceBook users.
FaceBook Roleplayer 1: "Hey man, what happened to your account? Did you delete me? Last night I got on my FaceBook to reply to you, and I didn't have the messages from you, and you weren't in my friends list. Did you delete me, bro?
FaceBook Roleplayer 2: "No, man! My account got deleted because of those sexy pictures I edited and posted up there."
FaceBook Roleplayer 1: "What about your FaceBook Pukcab account!?"
FaceBook Roleplayer 2: "Never made one! I lost everything!"
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Your mother or father's FB friends, or your extended family members who always leave supportive comments.
You: I got a C on my math test...
Facebook Fairy Godmother: You're so smart! I'm so proud of you! Keep up the good work! You're amazing and clever and you did better than a lot of people, still!
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The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.
Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.
Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.
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Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.
A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.
Why, just why
Basically searched the 4 main words that are near the Define a word button, you are kinda bored, and it's ok
Guy 1: Hey, i already searched horny definition, give me a random definition
Guy 2: Search Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe
Guy 1: alr thank you