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A gay guy who is so nasty that he makes regular faggots throw up.
If you are a dude and there's a nasty gay anywhere in the room, you won't be able to get rid of the nasty feeling of him undressing you with his slimy eyes and bending you over with his slimy ghost-hands and slipping his slimy ghost-peen into your butt and tickling your ball sack with his slimy ghost-claws until you go take a cold shower... at your house... after you've killed him. Which could possibly be never.
Because nasty gays are usually the "outest" and "proudest," a lots of people think that they're the only type of gay. And, to tell the truth, if they were I'd go gaybashing every goddamn day.
The average nasty gay's personality consists of the following (in order of importance): being GAAAAAY!, suckin' dix, myspace pix, expensive brand names (Prada, Abercrombie, and Whole Foods), havin' FUN (MALLS!, GAY BARS!) and ART. All nasty gays believe they are ARTISTS at heart. That's why they take so many rainbow-colored myspace pictures of their naked skinny asses wearing nothing but a stupid tie and a bowler hat. Because it's art.
100% of nasty gays are paired with a similarly nasty fag hag, to whom he tells all of his stories of going bareback with another dude he just met and getting poop all over 3/4 of his shaft. All nasty gays have been around the block enough times to assume that 100% of them are AIDS positive.
Once in a while (frequently) they'll get into a pretend-serious relationship with the "LOVE OF MY LIFE STRYKR <3" and then delete their shared shrine-like myspace when they break up a couple of weeks/days/seconds later.
Nasty gay Riley: "I am GAY, QUEER, FAG, HOMO, whatever you wanna call me--I'm out and proud! And I want to rape every boy I see."
Nasty gay Lang: "Your legs look like stilts. Wanna fuck? Meet me at the gloryhole in ten mins!"
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1. Being so homo it hurts
1a. See Arturo Terrance Aragon
Ex: Man, Arturo is the gayest gay ever to have gayed in the world.
Ex 2: Guy 1- "Hey how's turo? I haven't seen him in awhile!"
Guy 2- "Dude did i tell you he was trollin' for trannys
on craigslist while using my email address?!?!?!"
Guy 1- "Dude!! He's so gay!!!
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Also known as the Fairy Godfathers. Mess with them once, and you are liable to wake up looking into the eyes of a decapitated poodle on the next pillow. Also liable to make you an offer you can't live down at the next Bible meeting.
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(n) the gay back-door. Used primarily by straight/bisexual men to describe how gay guys get penetrated
"Yo man I couldn't sleep last night until I started fucking that tight gay pussy"
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A hair straightener, or flat iron. But only when it is used or owned by one of the male gender.
a gay stick has nothing to do with male private parts, or female parts for that matter. It doesn't neccesarily mean that the user of the gay stick is actually gay
That emo kid uses a gay stick to straighten his bangs.
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to meet another gay man (or men) for sex
sometimes performed in locations such as hampstead heath after arranging in a gay bar, by using a phone chat line such as maleforce or a website like mand8.com
tom is that gay hookup i had last weekend
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