jakes are the feds or anyone who can arrest you
the jakes made sure george floyd couldnt breathe
An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.
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That dumbass bitch is such a Jake
A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
I wish i could have a Jake with me right now.
We really need a Jake to bring these lolicons down.
typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.
jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff
The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours
Jake: Bro i just shagged your dog wit my boy pussy
Person: what the fuck
Someone that saves 2-6 year olds from drowning in a lake.
*Drowns and only Jake can save me*