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Jesus

A trans man.

Anna: Jesus is trans.
Transphobic Christians: NO, HE ISN'T!!!! 😭😭😭😭

by pangenderbitch November 28, 2021


jesus

a name that you cant legally call your kid because the word contains the word sus

guy1: jesus, more like je (sus)
guy2: getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead

by rory senpai May 8, 2021


Jesus

A guy named Jesus has many talents and is really good at being a dick when needed. But if you leave him alone, he can be a great friend, partner and lover. But the moment you push his buttons he’ll give you hell.

Someone-Why haven’t you done this?

Jesus- bitch mind your own business.

by Sausage! My ass!. November 24, 2021


Jesus

A guy named Jesus has many talents and is really good at being a dick when needed. But if you leave him alone, he can be a great friend, partner and lover. But the moment you push his buttons he’ll give you hell.

Someone-Why haven’t you done this?

Jesus- bitch mind your own business.

by Sausage! My ass!. November 24, 2021


Jesus

Malia the sexy girl

Malia is literally jesus, have u seen her?

by g spot 6957 July 26, 2021


Jesus

Some rotten corpse of a guy that was nailed to a plank for trying to stand up to some bullies

“Hey whatever happened to Jesus?”
He died.”

by Anonymous#4018 March 30, 2024


jesus

has a big dick and obsessed w his girl

Jesus is him

by babywyd August 31, 2024