Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

Milk

The thing your dad left to get all those years ago

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet

milk

cow juice

who calls cow juice, milk

Milk

Milk is a liquid cows produce it is high in protein and fat but there’s also fat free milk, milk usually go through a pasteurization process to kill bacteria and make it safer

Do you drink milk? No I’m lactose intolerant

milk

short form for Malksplays

milk is stupid 🤣

milk

white creamy juicy tender substance to slurp up and love

AWWWWWW! he needs some milk!

Milk

My nickname.

What.

WHAT ELSE COULD It BE?
Your mom

sorry that wasnt funny

Hey milk wanna go on a date.

SOMEONE PLZ SAY THIS IM LONELY