hair angry

The highest degree of anger. When you are so mad, you want to chop all of your hair off.

I wouldn't talk to her right now. She's hair angry.

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

Legendary hair

hair so amazing that it can only be described with the word legendary. this hair will leave one speechless, and with possible strange feelings or emotions. If you ever encounter one make sure to put a top hat on it.

usually accompanied by males (human) named Tommy or Thomas.

"Dude look at that hair, I... I don't even know how to describe it.. Who is that man?!"-Dwayne

"oh that, that's Tommy and his legendary hair"-Jim

"His what?"-Dwayne

"yeah legendary hair. so amazing that it leaves you speechless"-Jim

Hacking hair

A hair from a vagina stuck in your throat after oral sex.

I hacked for several minutes to get that hacking hair out of the back of my throat.

tuckle hair

Toe knuckle hair

Bro that’s some nasty tuckle hair

Hair box

Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.

Nothing turns me of like burrying my face in a woman’s hair box.

Hair Sex

When someone touches your hair vigorously and or plays with it such as stroking it back in fourth. Another type of hair sex is when someone "boops" your hair or plays with your ponytail or bun.

In school today Nathan provided me with hair sex; now, my hair is screwed up.