A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent
'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'
Person √-1 is Person 29's imaginary friend
Person 29: Hi Person √-1
Person √-1: Hi bro
The two thousand-seven hundred sixty third person. Commonly mentioned in Battle For Dream Island.
Person 1:hi person 2
Person 2: i wonder if there's more of us than just 9
Person 9: now that makes me wonder...
Person 2763: Hi guys!!!
Person 1-9: WHAT THE FUCK
Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals
chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens.
Never used in an example before, but was the original Person 1 before 2008, until Person 1 Figured out he was supposed to be in the spotlight not person 10000, he also is friends with person 7.
Person 1: did you hear about the fraud person #1?
Person 2: Stop hallucinating and I don't even want to be involved in half of your conversations with me.
Person 3: Hi guys I exist.
Person 1 and 2: we've known but just never like to acknowledge you.
Person 10000: Hey guys I'm here.
Person 3 did you hear something?
When someone is attractive in-person but is not photogenic whatsoever.
Guy: Hey check out my new girl!
Friend: She's not even hot...
Guy: No, trust me! She's in-person hot!
Person 3.14 (Commonly refereed to as "Person Pie") is an obscure person used in examples who likes to eat pie
Person 1: Have you seen that new show
Person 2: Yeah It's good
Person 3: Yeah It's alright
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Person 3
Person 3.14: I like pie *takes bite out of pie*