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Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking

Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?

by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024


Satan's Punch

Menstrual blood.

FUCK! MY UNDERWEAR IS COVERED IN SATAN'S PUNCH! SHIT!

by BigGLizzy69 August 27, 2019


KO punch

Opening the clit and beating the hell out of it.

Pull.....BAM BAM BAM

by The Wangsta February 26, 2003


Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 31, 2015


Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021


swamp punch

A heinous and vile concoction created by throwing glass bottles of any and all kinds of alcohol into a bathtub until it’s about half full. You then scoop it out with a bucket and hope you don’t get any glass in your serving of SwampPunch.

Hey man we’re going to Tanners to make Swamp Punch bring all of you booze!

by GenrlWolf June 24, 2018


Fact-punch

V. To repudiate an ideological position with data-based fact. argumentation debate data fact punch proof

He asserted that the economy was getting worse, but I fact-punched him with this year's reduced unemployment rates and increased GDP. argumentation debate data fact punch proof

by Soze June 11, 2013