5 second rule

The tacit requirement in ultra-clean American society that dropped food must not lay upon the ground for longer than five seconds in order to be still edible. Certain requirements about food type (i.e., non-sticky or attracting of dirt particles) generally apply.

Dude! I dropped my Dorito! Five second rule...still good.

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5 second rule

A long standing rule in which any food which is dropped on the floor/ground is still "good" and edible if it was only in contact with the surface for less than 5 seconds. Incorporated mainly by clumsy children but is often used by teenagers and adults as well.

"Dude, this hotdog is awesome....damn, I dropped it on the ground. No big deal, its still good takes a big bite, 5 second rule!! mumbles with mouth full"

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Rule #1 no exceptions.

No fat chicks. No exceptions

Dude did you see that ass?

Hey Rule #1 no exceptions.

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Ground Rule Double

Similar to an Upper Decker, except you 1st lay a turd on the toilet bow lid. You then remove the lid from the upper tank and rapidly fling the toilet bowl lid into the open position, catapulting the turd into the upper tank. This is worse than an upper decker, because not only does the owner have a turd to fish out of the tank, but they also have a lid that requires cleaning as well.

Q: Why is their poo on the toilet lid?

A: Damn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!

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Layer Cake Rule

Refers to the movie of the same name where one character tells another "if you ever kill someone, never tell anyone else about it.' If you do anything wrong keep it to yourself.

"Bob sent me a email about how he stole a laptop from work. Way to violate the Layer Cake Rule"

"I really wanted to tell the guys how I scored with that waitress on my business trip, but I thought of the Layer Cake Rule, and how it could get back to my wife."

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rule 35

Internet rule to describe a sexual attraction between a man and a man without the sentiment of homosexuality.

"Bill is so hot, i love his hair and his small frame and his voice and all the make-up!" says Sharon
"I can't tell if thats a man or a woman, but hell 'rule 35!I'd do him." responded Chuck

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Evil Laugh Rule

The Evil Laugh Rule says, " No man may steal someones "Evil Laugh" without permission. Anyone who does so will receive serious consequences. An example of these consequences is walking down D street, eating deep fried watermelon, or jumping off the Stratosphere".

"Evil Laugh Rule" Muahahah... Heheheh.. Bwhahaha.. EVIL!!

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