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tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017


br!t!sh

run. it’s a british. don’t let it queen elizabeth you. if it shouts “ AWT LWEARST AORR SCHWELS” it’s too late babes

“hi i’m br!t!sh”
*runs away from the smelly beast*

by Swiftie198999 August 28, 2023


T S Graham

T Graham is the action of being retarded, not full blown downs but close. It is also used to describe having a child with a drunk woman after a few bad sex in counters knocks her up and they have a retarded Son. T Graham people also shit in their pants and shit In their bed.

Look at that T S Graham walking around with a loaded diaper.... I bet he Willy wants to shit his bed.

by Loinslinger April 27, 2022


The "T" key is gone

It is biblical. If the "T" key is gone then the world will end...*hint hint* 2012!!!!

"OMG, THE "T" KEY IS GONE!!!!"
"Were screwed!!!!.....well in 2012 we are.....man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009


w h a t

A state of pure confusion through text. Not knowing what to reply. same meaning as "wat" or "wut"

Tanya: I'm so bored I could be a chicken, Stacey.

Stacey: W h a t??

by Boredisme December 29, 2017


T and L partner

Teaching and Learning Partner

Work with your T and L partner to complete Habit of Mind 3.

by TheSchuetz January 29, 2018


John T. Wolfe

1. mediocre billards player
2. one who cannot handle losing well

Hey, wanna go to the bar and hustle some John T. Wolfe's for cash?

Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.

by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013