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Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.
Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-
Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.
Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.
People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA
Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.
Quite simple and irresistible asshole. You'll love him or hate him either way he will get in your thoughts and under your skin
The guy is a real Chris Copp
A man that is going to bring rock 'n roll back, aka a new god.
Have you heard the new Chris Doppen tune?
The most real definition of true love! When their friendship is so strong and they enjoy each others company! They are lovers and friends! He makes her laugh so much! They are playful and fun and flirty! The most perfect relationship that almost feels too good to be true! The pinch me I’m in a fairytale kind of love! The intimacy is out of this world! They were made for each other in the bedroom and the most passion one can experience! He makes her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world! He loves her well and she loves him hard! Just the thought of him makes her cheeks tingle! She falls more and more in love with him every single day! The made for each other kind of love! You can be guaranteed a lifetime of happiness! Love knows no bounds for her and she will always love him with everything she’s got!
You’re so lucky, you have a love like Chris and Rachael!
I want a Chris and Rachael kind of love!
will never get with ginger. he looks gay in fruity shorts
chris criscuolo. he’s just gay
a person who has love for cowboy killers and grizzly wintergreen and also loefor the other green if you know what i mean