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lazy oaf; synonymously known as the “where’s my hug at” guy
god you’re such a tom joseph please shut the fuck up
The Son of a millionaire who spends all money on hookers and Drugs however happens to be the nicest person ever when it comes to a committed relationship and will make girls love him
1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out
The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.
"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."
A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.
"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."