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When you make a youtube comment that seems to be clear at first glance, but like water actually breaks apart and distorts easily.
Wow what a Crystal Water Comment. Probably try gain and this time stop pretending to know what your talking about.
A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.
They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.
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the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon”
When you kick over something you say this is my drinking water
Oops, this is my drinking water
when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice
dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water
When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.
Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-
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Vodka
Just another word for vodka
Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water