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Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵
Yo is that Sam Pilkington
Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*
A big blob of nothingness with no feeling or human emotion. Shaped like an air pod, he flaunts through life with no meaning or sense of direction, no sense of humour and is empty inside.
- "Oh my god, you are such a Sam Higham!"
- "How dare you!, Straight to Damascus!"
RED FLAG 🚩 HE'S A DERANGED WEIRDO AVOID AT ALL COSTS
"C!Sam is weird right?"
"Yea, remember the weird dream you had of C!Dream begging at his knees?"
Sabrina Sam is the shortest person I met in span of time EVER we became close for only 3 days then we never ever met :// idk her surname but she's really pretty and very NOSY AND SHES LOUD AFFF that's why I can't forget herrrrrr. Her dream is to become a fashion designer? And she's so CONYOOOOOOO mapapa nosebleed ka talaga HAHAHA If you're seeing this Sam then ily please be happy always <3 :)) Ur one of the most memorable childhood strangers I met.
Hi Sabrina Sam do you have games in your phone XD
1) A pair of friends with a bond so strong that a major Californian city where Full House took place is named after them
2) Phrase coined by a Mr. Michael Spelts
"Damn dude, I wish I was as dope as Sam Francisco. That dynamic duo is scorching hot."
"Tell me about it bro... no one can compare to their immaculate beauty and certain je ne sais quoi."