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When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.
For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.
Hide my own eggs
A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "
To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich
Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.
I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.
Chocolate Mini Eggs, But Smaller
"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"
When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is really full of rotten eggs. if my report card has no rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.