like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

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Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl is 5’6
Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

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19 year old take out girl

a homewrecking slut who breaks up relationships that were otherwise stable

Person 1 "Did you hear? Joey and Jenna broke up because he cheated on her."

Person 2 "Oh my, what kind of 19 year old take out girl would sleep with him?"

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The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

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Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

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You Can't Teach An Old Frog New Tricks

The full title of one of the most annoying Chips Challenge levels ever, featured in CCLP3.

Crap, You Can't Teach An Old Frog New Tricks is so damn hard!

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Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day

On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything

old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck

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