A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.
GOD BEAR RIVER HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS
When something is so tasty and scrumptious it is best described in these words...
Lad A: well, those Nutella and bacon pancakes are so good man..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..
When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.
She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."
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A member of the bear family who's footsteps sound almost exactly to that of a trunk with bump in it. The big bump bear is the natural predator to any other bear.
It was reported on June 3, 2003, that two teenagers in Pennsylvania scared away a grizzly bear by turning on their speakers to have bump in their trunk which then resembled the exact sound of a big bump bear which then scared away the grizzly bear.
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Being in a bad mood when you wake up.
You're like a bear with a sore head every time you wake up Sarah.
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an electric chair with bears carved into it
an electric bear chair is the best way of death
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This version of the friend zone is just what it sounds like, meaning that a girl (Preferably) is friends with a guy to the point where she only cuddles and tell feelings occasionally but never protrudes the question to engage in sexual intercourse or an intense make-out session.
The Strong Majority of females Teddy Bear Friendzone guys because they want to be able to touch something while they talk about their parents than the wall or a blank Tv.
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