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The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit
*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*
Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
“This Gurkha beer tastes like yak’s piss!”. “It IS yak’s piss...”
A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair
Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.
Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash
When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.
"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."
"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "
"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."
Beer curling aka sandusky aka "dusky" is a 2v2 drinking game. Each player has a partner across the table. The two players on each side are competing to make their opponents partner drink. a beer can or bottle is place on both sides, while the two players on one side each slide a bottle cap to the beer can. the farthest one from the can loses, and their partner across the table must drink. players shoot at the same time, and if anyone hits the can or goes off the table with their bottle cap, both team members must drink. first team to 21 shouts DUSKY! and then doesn't have to get raped by the creepy old man in the corner of the room (essential to the game).
Let's go play some beer curling!
Joe: Let's go slide some caps and play some beer curling!
Matt: Dude, its called dusky! you loser!
An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.
A bud light? Ew! You know I’m a cunty beer fuck!