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A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!
"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."
When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.
Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!
SCRUM-DILLY-ICOUS
Dayyyyym this is a SCRUM-DILLY-ICOUS sugar cookie
A type of punishment in SEAL's BUD/S if you fail your uniform inspection. Typically, the person getting punished have to run into the surf zone, wet themself from head to toe, and roll themselves along the beach. They will have to wear that for the entire day.
Stop being a sugar cookie, and get over it.
- Admiral McRaven
A cat that goes into the neighbors yard and then runs back into its owner’s backyard to roll in dirt or sand.
“That little Sugar Cookie better come back here now.”
Have your partner poop in the bed and roll around in it.
Last night my partner gave me a sugar cookie
Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.
You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?