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The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.
Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.
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Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy
Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*
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A weiner, a cock and balls.
Its a Mr. Jiggle Daddy!
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A boy thats in the streets from early in the morning till he tired gangbanging and sellin weed or pills and scraping with other doo doo mamas and hoes or any of the such. That still wears XXL white tees or any other plain color and baggy dusty ass jeans with some dirty ass air forces or felas or old ass jordans and nikes. Dont have a life or goal just want to be stuck in the hood for the rest of there life. Sometimes they dont even change thier clothes the next day or take a shower and brush their teeth They just get up and eat something and go outside and srape. - So if this discribe you.... YEAP YOUR A DOO DOO DADDY
Ugh!... look at that doo doo daddy walking to the county builden lol
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A huge 400 pound WWE wrestler and self proclaimed " Mastadon"
Annoucer: Here come the 400 pound, mastadon Big daddy v
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The sexual act of grabbing a fistful of spaghetti and fisting someone the leaving the spaghetti in there asshole and eating out of it
You like my spaghetti hun? How about I put it on Daddys Pasta Plate?
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Sitting on someone until they are completely flat and therefore deflated
Him: what do you want me to do?
Her: deflate me daddy
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