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When you watch Dragon Ball while having anal
Oh my god he dragon balled me last night, it was so good
A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...
She loved it!
Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.
Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
a person who owns a large set of books. like a bookworm- however unlike bookworms, reading these books are irrelevant. hence book dragons are collectors of books.
“she’s a book dragon- she’s got a whole room stacked with books and yet doesn’t pick any up to read”
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You pull out of a girl after having sex with her , you cum on her and let it dry then she eats it off
Woah man! After rehearsal I went home
And gave her the good old scaly dragon