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The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
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It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said
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Origin: Hebrew
A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.
A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
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the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ
big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
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pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker
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