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Funny Fish Friday is a day where everyone can appreciate the funny fish and their glory. Their power over the people. The holiday is celebrated is celebrated every Friday of the year mostly by unfunny children.
Happy Funny Fish Friday, dumbass.
Going to a rave for the sole purpose of fishing for candy kids.
One must use a fishing pole with a glow stick for a lure.
Once the candy kid spots the glowstick, tug it a little so he/she will instinctively chase.
Then reel it all the way back in.
If their feelings get hurt, give them the glowstick and their faith in humanity will be restored.
"Hey Pete, what did you guys do last night?"
"We went candy kid fishing. It was my first time out, and I caught a Hello Kitty!"
Hat wearing sandwich eating disco dancing machine
Miss fish stick does all this stuff
A stanky as crotch. A woman who doesn’t shower and smell ripe
That ho is packing a warm fish salad
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When two filipinos have sex, preferably the idaho spud fuck position, and the man inserts a special goldfish from the filipino rivers into his penis hole, which allows his sperm to become fish eggs, immediately turning the female ovaries into coral reefs upon impact
My girl doesnt want to do anal so I gave her the filipino fish fuck to teach her a lesson
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A man that is scaly like a fish and drinks baileys from a shoe. Like Old Gregg!
OLD GREGG BITCH! scaly man fish
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A prevalent facial defect found on SJWs and feminists where their mouths are permanently slunk down to the sides of their chin, thus giving the appearance of a retarded fish. These features are often accompanied with the standard privilege checker glasses, a huge honking nose that blows when triggered, and unfitting hair colors.
Doctor: I'm sorry to say that you have developed Fish-mouth Syndrome due to prolonged exposure to Tumblr.
Girl: PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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