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A social (stereo)type created by an unfortunate mish-mash of West Coast bro, hip-hop pop culture, and New England Ivy League-esque prep. Members of this stereotype are frequently self-proclaimed and often act foolishly regardless of their actual intelligence. The most stereotyped East Coast bro follows an unusual, almost peacock-like pattern of dress commonly involving clashing styles, like prep-school pastel Tommy Hilfiger shirts with dingy sweatpants, redneckish logo baseball caps, and long surfer hair. He tries to talk like a mix of 90s surfer and a rapper, and acts as though he has very little regard for anything. He may seem to be trying to "swagger" when he walks, which, depending on the grace of the perpetrator, may be fine or may come off looking like he just got off a horse he's been riding for three days. The population is slowly growing in education centers of the East Coast, at a rate almost equal that of the growth of the hipster population.
First Friend: Oh, no, here one comes.
Second Friend: Another one?
First Friend: Yep. I can see the Harvard red and the backwards cap from here. It's an East Coast Bro.
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An asian "bro" that is proficient in music, playing such instruments as: cello, violin, piano, etc.
(upon entering a room where the asian is playing music)
"hey what's up, Bro-Yo Ma?"
"not much, just bein' good at music and academics man"
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Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.
Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
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a name to call someone that is a bro (laxer bro too) and is a dbag like all other bros brosephs and brosephinas.
cool person- hey man do you want to go be not gay?
gay fag laxer- nah man, gotta string my spoon and have a gnar lax sesh
cool person- oh i should have known you were bro chillington
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what a row of desks in an office setting is called that only contains dudes
it's hard to focus on t his conference call when south bro row gets to giggling like school girls about fantasy football, cartoons, or whatever else they are in to that day
To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.
Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.
When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"
An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Friend: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe
*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn
collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*