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A scary little roof leak that you never knew you had until one day….BOO!!! You’re about to do some regular maintenance work and suddenly your breathe is taken away by the appearance of a $5,000.00 roof repair bill.
Homeowner: “ I never even knew I had a leak!”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”
Ghost Girl is an entity in Lethal Company. She will haunt one player at a time being visible only to them, first appearing at a distance before approaching and killing them. The first time you see her, she'll probably be panting, like she's angry. It looks like she has a 2d shape if you see her at a medium distance.
Uh oh. I think the Ghost Girl is haunting me.
most annoying role in among us
red `i finished all my tasks'
others 'me 2'
'so why didnt crew win?'
among us ghost pls do tasks
when you shove an boiled egg in someone's mouth and wrap a leather belt around their face and kick them in the mouth. Release the Ghost in the Shell
hey girl can you do a Ghost in the Shell on me I'll give you a $20
when a person gives a blowjob but forgets about the tip.
guy one: how was your dating with jenny last night?
Guy two: pretty well, besides only talks about herself and doesnt give any attention to the tip, ghosting the tip
When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High
Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night
1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??