Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do

Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently

mend his ways

Improve one's behavior

Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.

#Hi

friendly introduction no expectations
introducing yourself to a future wifey

my name is Los nice to meet you #Hi

Contact Hi

When you get so high on Marijuana, you send a message (such as "Hi") to someone you've not spoken to in a great many years

A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke

Man, y'know Dave?

Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi

hi hi hiigigigihihihi

You’re probably my shit best friend on crack

G: hey

E: why the fuck is your username hi hi hiigigigihihihi

Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

Hi Diego

A Guy with a therapist.

Let's start with you. What's your name?
My name is Diego.
Hi Diego (everyone, Hi Diego)
Tell us the last time you felt anxious or uncomfortable?
About Five seconds ago
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