when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house
I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum
Where a girl has boobs like a sack of potatoes
Bro, look at them saggy potatoes
A stress ball in the shape of a potato.
My therapist thought it would be best if I used a squishy potato as a stress relief with added humor.
Chilling, being bored, being lazy, ex.
"What are you doing Betty?" "Meh, just potatoing."
A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.
Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.