Two-Degree Rule

A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.

Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.

Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.

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Rule #1 no exceptions.

No fat chicks. No exceptions

Dude did you see that ass?

Hey Rule #1 no exceptions.

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Layer Cake Rule

Refers to the movie of the same name where one character tells another "if you ever kill someone, never tell anyone else about it.' If you do anything wrong keep it to yourself.

"Bob sent me a email about how he stole a laptop from work. Way to violate the Layer Cake Rule"

"I really wanted to tell the guys how I scored with that waitress on my business trip, but I thought of the Layer Cake Rule, and how it could get back to my wife."

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Ground Rule Double

Similar to an Upper Decker, except you 1st lay a turd on the toilet bow lid. You then remove the lid from the upper tank and rapidly fling the toilet bowl lid into the open position, catapulting the turd into the upper tank. This is worse than an upper decker, because not only does the owner have a turd to fish out of the tank, but they also have a lid that requires cleaning as well.

Q: Why is their poo on the toilet lid?

A: Damn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!

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rule 35

Internet rule to describe a sexual attraction between a man and a man without the sentiment of homosexuality.

"Bill is so hot, i love his hair and his small frame and his voice and all the make-up!" says Sharon
"I can't tell if thats a man or a woman, but hell 'rule 35!I'd do him." responded Chuck

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Evil Laugh Rule

The Evil Laugh Rule says, " No man may steal someones "Evil Laugh" without permission. Anyone who does so will receive serious consequences. An example of these consequences is walking down D street, eating deep fried watermelon, or jumping off the Stratosphere".

"Evil Laugh Rule" Muahahah... Heheheh.. Bwhahaha.. EVIL!!

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Ground Rule Double

When with a women you start off by swinging for the fences but something happens to where you are forced to stay at 2nd base.

"I was with this hottie last night, but my brother kept walking in the and out of the roomie, so instead of a home-run, I got a Ground Rule Double"

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