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A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint
"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"
When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
When you and your partner orgasm intensely together and it lands on your balls and your partner licks it up.
Girl, I edged this morning and i got a date tonight. I'm gonna give her the Mcnutty Special.
3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
whenever the wsfcs school system doesn't cancel a day due to poor decision making vs when they will cancel for ridiculous reasons
Ex.
Susie: Why didn't they cancel school there's a blizzard outside?
Frank: Oh that's the emory special for you.
An artful form of mass tactile communication efforts after one is “ghosted”. A barrage.
If you don’t answer your phone I will Kayla special your ass.